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Saturday, October 9, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Good Call on the Spidey Request, Nathan.
Eight dicks. That should make up for something right?
I was gonna scan them when my mom left but I missed her leaving because I was listening to James's radio show, WHICH WAS AWESOME. 8D So I just took pictures of them.
So, here's dicks.
Today was pretty awesome. Critter Crunch is badass and you should check it out. And tomorrow is my mom's birthday and I am scared. Holy fuck. I can drive now so maybe I should go buy her a present while she's asleep? I don't know. Fuck.
Stay gold,
Freki
I was gonna scan them when my mom left but I missed her leaving because I was listening to James's radio show, WHICH WAS AWESOME. 8D So I just took pictures of them.
So, here's dicks.
Today was pretty awesome. Critter Crunch is badass and you should check it out. And tomorrow is my mom's birthday and I am scared. Holy fuck. I can drive now so maybe I should go buy her a present while she's asleep? I don't know. Fuck.
Stay gold,
Freki
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Overload! Too much data!
To start off, I TRIED to do the lesbians, Michi, but this is what happened.
I should just stick to dicks.
Homecoming last night was pretty awesome. I kind-of-ish went with this lesbian chick. I was supposed to pick her up, but she got a different ride. We could have done the couples tickets and paid 8 each but we bought separately. When she left she said bye to the person next to me but not me. We did dance once, but I made it very unromantic because I don't like her like that and slow dancing like she was doing is super-boring.
I slow danced with my friend/my friend's boyfriend, Caleb, for about 5 seconds because she was thirsty and thought I looked lonely headbanging while everyone else was slow dancing, but after a few seconds we just kind of looked at eachother. I was like, "Uhhhhmmm..." and he was like "...This isn't how we dance!" and I was like "Damn straight!" and we started headbanging and doing the Monkey (like, Johnny Bravo) and growling the lyrics to that Maroon 5 song about the girl with the fucked up smile. It was pretty damn cool. Then Phoenix came back and they slow danced and I danced up on them and headbanged for the rest of the song.
And Phoenix kissed me like three times and licked my tongue. It was awesome. Caleb is awesome too for not being jealous and not getting pissed.
For all of the other slow songs I got out in the middle of the dance floor and rocked the fuck out. And the other songs too. On "Hey Ya" I kind of raped the DJ's eyes with my ass. I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but if it's a bad thing then he deserved it for that top 40 shit was playing.
Me and Mallory and Jenny and Mallory's boyfriend made an awesome dancing team, especially on Don't Stop Believing. We did cool shit. I did the Soulja Boy dance with Womanchild and Leah and Crystal. It was pretty sick. Then Amanda and Ciara and I kicked ass all night with the dancing. Okay, Anthony was pretty cool too. Kind of. Zach was a good sport about me dancing all up on his date while they slow danced.
I drank so much Dr. Pepper. I danced to the drink table every time. I had a fucking blast. I have never really danced at a dance but that was awesome. I'm SO excited for prom.
WHAT A PRETTY COCK.
Strictly dickly,
Freki <3
I should just stick to dicks.
Homecoming last night was pretty awesome. I kind-of-ish went with this lesbian chick. I was supposed to pick her up, but she got a different ride. We could have done the couples tickets and paid 8 each but we bought separately. When she left she said bye to the person next to me but not me. We did dance once, but I made it very unromantic because I don't like her like that and slow dancing like she was doing is super-boring.
I slow danced with my friend/my friend's boyfriend, Caleb, for about 5 seconds because she was thirsty and thought I looked lonely headbanging while everyone else was slow dancing, but after a few seconds we just kind of looked at eachother. I was like, "Uhhhhmmm..." and he was like "...This isn't how we dance!" and I was like "Damn straight!" and we started headbanging and doing the Monkey (like, Johnny Bravo) and growling the lyrics to that Maroon 5 song about the girl with the fucked up smile. It was pretty damn cool. Then Phoenix came back and they slow danced and I danced up on them and headbanged for the rest of the song.
And Phoenix kissed me like three times and licked my tongue. It was awesome. Caleb is awesome too for not being jealous and not getting pissed.
For all of the other slow songs I got out in the middle of the dance floor and rocked the fuck out. And the other songs too. On "Hey Ya" I kind of raped the DJ's eyes with my ass. I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but if it's a bad thing then he deserved it for that top 40 shit was playing.
Me and Mallory and Jenny and Mallory's boyfriend made an awesome dancing team, especially on Don't Stop Believing. We did cool shit. I did the Soulja Boy dance with Womanchild and Leah and Crystal. It was pretty sick. Then Amanda and Ciara and I kicked ass all night with the dancing. Okay, Anthony was pretty cool too. Kind of. Zach was a good sport about me dancing all up on his date while they slow danced.
I drank so much Dr. Pepper. I danced to the drink table every time. I had a fucking blast. I have never really danced at a dance but that was awesome. I'm SO excited for prom.
WHAT A PRETTY COCK.
Strictly dickly,
Freki <3
Friday, October 1, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
MY BIRTHDAY. ITS IN A WEEK.
I'm pretty fucking stoked. I kind of want to throw a house party though. Thing is, my parents would want to be there. I'm sure they'd be cool with us drinking and shit, but I don't know how my friends would feel about mommy and daddy being there, despite that they wouldn't really be lame. I don't really know I guess. I wanna do it, I just don't know if I could pull it off.
My mom and other brother stayed the night at the hospital again. Dad has work. So me and Luke have been here all day just being awesome. It's been pretty cool. Tomorrow I have my driving test. Hopefully I can pass this one. I'm pretty worried though. I have to wear my glasses. That's not why I'm worried, though. I don't know why I'm worried.
We've been ridiculous today, so I'm thinking WKUK references.
JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT! On what? My dick.
Freki
My mom and other brother stayed the night at the hospital again. Dad has work. So me and Luke have been here all day just being awesome. It's been pretty cool. Tomorrow I have my driving test. Hopefully I can pass this one. I'm pretty worried though. I have to wear my glasses. That's not why I'm worried, though. I don't know why I'm worried.
We've been ridiculous today, so I'm thinking WKUK references.
JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT! On what? My dick.
Freki
Sunday, September 12, 2010
OH DAMN.
I totally have an excuse for not posting yesterday: Hospital slumber party.
It was rad as hell. We stayed up and ate candy and watched X-Men Origins and XXX and played video games with the coolest little cancer survivor in the whole damn world in celebration of his last Chemo treatment. HELL YEAH. He's one tough motherfucker, and I was surprised at how much the doctors had told him about the whole thing, since he's only in second grade. I honestly doubt I'd be half as chill about it as he is.
I thought it was some kind of irony that as I was getting over my rum-induced hangover the night before last, my mom was puking up rum she had just drank. I didn't know intolerancy to rum was in my blood. I mean, I'd still have drank it either way, but I do feel a lot better about it now knowing that I had more than her and I held it all in. I was just fucked up. Did you know that when you have a hangover, your body takes water from everywhere else in your body, even your brain, to rehydrate you?
I was driving everyone to the liquor store too, because I was the only sober one. I'd much rather be shitfaced and driving than hungover and driving, I'll tell you what.
SPEAKING OF DRIVING, GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING FOR THE THIRD TIME ON TUESDAY? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH. I feel like this might go well, cause the test is gonna be in Bennett with Mrs. Pippin, an English teacher that I never had but teaches at my school. She taught me how to drive around Brighton today though. It was pretty cool and she said I did pretty good and I'm probably gonna pass her test. YAAAAAY. Then we just have to wait in line at the DMV to get the actual license. I'm pretty stoked though. And if I DO fail, it won't be driving out to Hugo twenty Goddamn times.
I don't really feel like I owe the internet two cocks, to be honest, just cause I'm fucking sleepy.
You actually barely get one at all. Nanner, nanner.
Fuck yeah? Fuck yeah!
-Freki
It was rad as hell. We stayed up and ate candy and watched X-Men Origins and XXX and played video games with the coolest little cancer survivor in the whole damn world in celebration of his last Chemo treatment. HELL YEAH. He's one tough motherfucker, and I was surprised at how much the doctors had told him about the whole thing, since he's only in second grade. I honestly doubt I'd be half as chill about it as he is.
I thought it was some kind of irony that as I was getting over my rum-induced hangover the night before last, my mom was puking up rum she had just drank. I didn't know intolerancy to rum was in my blood. I mean, I'd still have drank it either way, but I do feel a lot better about it now knowing that I had more than her and I held it all in. I was just fucked up. Did you know that when you have a hangover, your body takes water from everywhere else in your body, even your brain, to rehydrate you?
I was driving everyone to the liquor store too, because I was the only sober one. I'd much rather be shitfaced and driving than hungover and driving, I'll tell you what.
SPEAKING OF DRIVING, GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING FOR THE THIRD TIME ON TUESDAY? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH. I feel like this might go well, cause the test is gonna be in Bennett with Mrs. Pippin, an English teacher that I never had but teaches at my school. She taught me how to drive around Brighton today though. It was pretty cool and she said I did pretty good and I'm probably gonna pass her test. YAAAAAY. Then we just have to wait in line at the DMV to get the actual license. I'm pretty stoked though. And if I DO fail, it won't be driving out to Hugo twenty Goddamn times.
I don't really feel like I owe the internet two cocks, to be honest, just cause I'm fucking sleepy.
You actually barely get one at all. Nanner, nanner.
Fuck yeah? Fuck yeah!
-Freki
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